• Theta-9004: The Department of Red Tape
• Gamma-9002: The Ministry of Unnecessary Meetings
• Epsilon-9001: The Bureau of Unending Delays

Welcome to the Fjord of Infinite Bureaucracy, where red tape flows like the rivers of old!

Located in the heart of the Neo-Brutalist metropolis, this subpage is dedicated to all things slow, painful, and delightfully frustrating.

Here, the waters are deep, the forms are numerous, and the answers are few. Come for the existential dread, stay for the thrilling sense of ennui.

Explore our subpages for more of the same: Theta-9004: The Department of Red Tape, Gamma-9002: The Ministry of Unnecessary Meetings, and Epsilon-9001: The Bureau of Unending Delays.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Psi-9000: The Division of Unrelenting Bureaucratic Redundancy and see where it takes you.