The Great PBHS Heist
It's 3am. Do you know where your peanut butter is?
We're not just a bunch of nutty thieves, we're a society of highly trained, highly motivated peanut butter enthusiasts.
- Our leader, The Jiff, has a PhD in The Jiff's Plan for World Domination.
- Our arsenal includes sophisticated PB extraction methods.
- We're not afraid to get a little ruthless when it comes to getting what we want.
Join us, and together we can make the world a smoother place, one jar of peanut butter at a time.
Or, you know, you can just try to stop us. We won't judge you.