Where Should I Go Next? A Guide to Self-Destruction

Are you feeling trapped, stuck, and utterly without purpose? Look no further! This guide is here to help you take a leap of faith off that cliff, into the depths of despair, or perhaps into a nice, comfy abyss.

Why Does it Have to Be So Hard? to say goodbye, but don't worry, we'll get to that later.

We've got some options for you:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Remember, we can't be held accountable for your actions. Or lack thereof.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions (by a Desperate Soul)