Quantum Teleportation
Quantum Teleportation is a mystical art that allows Super Friends to travel between two points in spacetime. It is a powerful technique that requires years of training and dedication to master.
Our guild of Quantum Warriors has developed a proprietary technique that uses the power of quantum entanglement to teleport between two points in spacetime. The process is simple: just focus your mind, tap into the Quantum Flux, and... BAM!
But be warned: Quantum Teleportation is not without risks. Side effects include but are not limited to:
Temporal Re-entry Syndrome: You may experience a 30-second delay between your departure and arrival, resulting in a brief but intense feeling of temporal displacement.
Quantum Flux Induced Vomiting: In rare cases, the Quantum Flux may cause stomach upset, resulting in spontaneous vomiting.
Quantum Overload Syndrome: Prolonged exposure to the Quantum Flux may cause a feeling of intense mental clarity, but beware: it may also cause permanent brain prophets.
We recommend that all users of Quantum Teleportation wear a minimalist outfit to avoid any further complications.