Survival Guide for the Apocalypse

Because the world is ending, and you're still reading this on your phone, because of course you are.

Step 1: Stock Up

Buy as much toilet paper as possible. Trust us, you'll need it.

Step 2: Find a Safe Haven

Look for a place with a good supply of snacks, preferably not a nuclear bunker.

Step 3: Prepare for the Worst

Learn to make a mean Molotov cocktail, just in case.

Step 4: Accept Your Fate

Realize that, no matter what you do, you're probably going to die alone in a desolate wasteland.