You're on a deserted island with a 3-2-1 ratio of sand to sanity. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide to survive with your dignity intact.
1. Find a coconut tree. They're the best source of food, shelter, and entertainment. Just don't get too attached, they're like your aunt - they'll stab you in the back.
2. Locate a fresh water source. It's either a stream, a puddle, or a well. Just don't drink from the puddle unless you want to risk a 3-day stomach bug.
3. Build a shelter. Use twigs, leaves, and whatever else you can find. It's like a 3D puzzle, but with more mosquitoes.
4. Start a fire. It's like a hug for your survivalist soul. Just be careful not to burn down your shelter. That'd be a 2-for-1 special.
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