STEP 1: PANIC
- Realize the world is ending. Like, it's really ending.
- Worry about your cat. They're probably going to be the only ones left.
- Stress eat. Like, eat an entire pizza by yourself. It's not just about the calories.
STEP 2: FIGHT FOR SUPPLIES
STEP 2: FIGHT FOR SUPPLIES
- Grab as many canned goods as you can. Canned tuna is a great source of protein, but let's be real, who needs protein when the world is ending?
- Find a good hiding spot. A bunker, a bomb shelter, or at least a closet. Anywhere with a door will do.
- Learn to use a firework. It's not just for 4th of July anymore.
STEP 3: WAIT FOR HELP