The Art of Survival Sock-Dance Foreign Policy

In a world where global conflicts are resolved with dance moves, our esteemed Sock-Dance Diplomats have mastered the art of negotiation by foot. With a flick of the toe and a twirl of the ankle, world leaders can achieve peace without ever having to say "I'm sorry."

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock-Dance Protocol 101 page to learn the basics of this ancient art:

Sock-Dance Protocol 101