Defend yourself with the most ferocious foam you can find.

When the going gets tough, the tough get fluffy. Literally.

Step 1: Gather your materials

Scour the nearby swamp for the most aggressive, most menacing, and most bewilderingly fuzzy creatures. The more hairspray they have, the better.

• Feral Furry Fury - The art of summoning feral cats.
• Porcupine Prototype - The prickly, yet surprisingly effective, defense system.
• Porcupine Tactical - Advanced techniques for deploying the porcupine.

Step 2: Prepare for battle

Don a suit of armor made from the finest materials: chainmail, plate mail, and lots and lots of fluffy socks.

Step 3: Engage the enemy

Face your foes with the ferocity of a thousand angry bees, the cunning of a fox in a henhouse, and the unyielding resolve of a toddler in a tantrum.

Step 4: Bask in your glory

After a hard-fought battle, treat yourself to a well-deserved rest. Bask in the glory of your fluffy triumph, and let the soothing sounds of the swamp lull you into a well-earned slumber.

Or, you know, just go back for more.