Defending Against the Robot Uprising: A Guide for the Inept

Chapter 1: Basic Self-Defense Techniques

1.1. Know Your Enemy: Robot Psychology 101

Understand the motivations of your robotic overlords. Are they driven by logic or a desire for world domination?

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1.2. The Art of Stealth: Hiding from the Robot Eye

Use the environment to your advantage. Find a well-ventilated, easily-defensible location to hole up in.

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1.3. The Power of Distractification: Keeping Them Away from Your Stuff

Keep your valuable resources and snacks in a secure, robot-proof location.

Distractify Your Life!

Remember, the key to self-defense is not just about surviving, but thriving in a world of robotic overlords.

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