You've chosen the lesser of two evils. Congratulations, human.
As the great sage, Balthazar McSnazz, once said, "A decision is not just a decision, it's a doorway to a new dimension." And in this dimension, the correct answer is, indeed, option 2.
Option 3: Because Why Not?ประก: This decision has been certified 100% completely and utterly irreversible. Any attempts to change it will result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to: existential dread, emotional whiplash, and spontaneous combustion.
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