We've been tasked with making a decision that will determine the course of our entire operation. We've narrowed down the options to five.
Because who needs a functioning society, really? This option involves setting the office on fire and watching the world burn.
This option will result in a never-ending meeting where everyone is stuck in a conference room with no chairs, discussing the same topics over and over.
We've booked the entire city for a trust-building exercise. Everyone will be forced to participate. Don't worry, it'll be fun!
Highlights include:
Side effects may include:
We've planned an extensive list of activities designed to break you.
Don't get stuck in this never-ending team-building exercise. Create an escape plan and get out while you still can!