Bob's Knee Armor Testing Methodology

Step 1: Don't break your knees - Ensure the subject's knees are functioning properly before proceeding.

Step 2: Conduct a thorough examination of the subject's knee-to-bracing ratio.

Step 3: Apply a generous amount of armor to the subject's knees.

Step 4: Monitor the subject for any signs of distress or impending knee-related catastrophes.

Submit Report

Appendix contains additional information on knee armor testing protocols.