Orders and Decrees from the Supreme Leader of the Asteroid Empire
Order 1: All citizens are required to wear their seatbelts at all times. Repeat: SEATBELTS. Don't make us come for you.
Order 2: The Empire's official snack is now space-grown, genetically-engineered, flavor-enhanced fungus. You may consume up to 3 cups per day. Any more, and you're sent to the asteroid mines.
Order 3: All forms of music are banned, except for the national anthem of the Asteroid Empire. You may hum it, but not sing it. Loudly.
For more information, visit: Decree 1234: The Fungus Initiative