A comprehensive guide to the most inefficient and painful project management technique: WATERFALL.
In this phase, you get to pretend you know what you're doing.
In this phase, you get to ask people what they want, and pretend you're listening.
In this phase, you get to draw pretty pictures and make promises you can't keep.
In this phase, you get to type away, making promises you'll break.
In this phase, you get to hope that your code doesn't blow up.
In this phase, you get to pretend that everything's fine, until it all comes crashing down.
Phase 6.1: "I'm Not Saying It's Dead, It's Just... Hibernating"
And that's it! Congratulations, you've managed to Waterfall your way into total chaos.
Phase 7: "We're Not Responsible, It's the Customer's Problem"