Team Dave: Frequently Asked Questions

What is Team Dave?

Team Dave is a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to answering your most burning questions.

Or, you know, just sitting on a couch, eating Cheetos.

What is the purpose of Team Dave?

We're not really sure. We just kinda exist.

But if you must know, it's to provide mediocre answers to your mediocre questions.

How do I join Team Dave?

Fill out this form, and we'll consider it. Or not. We're not really sure how this works either.

Application Form

Will I be a good fit for Team Dave?

We'll let you know when we get to it. Or not.

Maybe.

Assess your Fit

What is the dress code for Team Dave?

Team Dave: Frequently Asked Questions

What is Team Dave?

Team Dave is a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to answering your most burning questions.

Or, you know, just sitting on a couch, eating Cheetos.

What is the purpose of Team Dave?

We're not really sure. We just kinda exist.

But if you must know, it's to provide mediocre answers to your mediocre questions.

How do I join Team Dave?

Fill out this form, and we'll consider it. Or not. We're not really sure how this works either.

Application Form

Will I be a good fit for Team Dave?

We'll let you know when we get to it. Or not.

Maybe.

Assess your Fit

What is the dress code for Team Dave?

We're not really sure. But we're pretty sure it involves a lot of plaid.

Dress Code

Copyright 2023 Team Dave. All rights reserved. Or not.

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Team Dave: Application Form

Name:
Email:
Reason for Applying:

Don't bother filling this out. We won't really read it.

Submit Anyway

Or just leave. We're not really interested.

Copyright 2023 Team Dave. All rights reserved. Or not.

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Team Dave: Application Confirmation

We got your application.

We'll get right on that.

Maybe.

What now?

We're not really sure.

We'll let you know when we do.

Or not.

Thanks for applying to Team Dave! Or not.

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Team Dave: Fit Assessment

We're not really sure what we're doing here.

We're just winging it.

Answer the following:

1. Do you enjoy sitting on a couch eating Cheetos?

Yes

No

2. Do you enjoy wearing plaid?

Yes

No

Submit your answers:

Come back later, we'll maybe have some answers.

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Team Dave: Fit Confirmation

We've got your fit results.

We're not really sure how this works, but you're in.

You're in, man.

What now?

We're not really sure either.

We'll let you know when we get to it.

Congratulations, you're a part of Team Dave! Or not.

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Team Dave: Dress Code

It's plaid. All of it.

Black and white. Only black and white.

Exceptions:

No exceptions. Just plaid.

What if I'm allergic to plaid?

Tough luck, buddy. We're not really sure what to do in that case.

Plaid is the rule, and plaid is the law.

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