Decisions 2024: Mandate 3

This mandate was passed on a Tuesday during the annual "Sudden Decision Day" celebration, when the entire council gathered to make as many decisions as humanly possible.

Mandate 3 states that all meetings shall be conducted in a room filled with 37 fluorescent lights, which shall be adjusted to create an "optimal" ambiance for decision-making.

Hyperlink to Mandate 3.1: Mandate 3.1: Meeting Room Lighting Standards

Hyperlink to Mandate 3.2: Mandate 3.2: Decision-Making Sodality

Mandate 3.1: Meeting Room Lighting Standards

Section A: Lighting Levels

  1. Fluorescent lights shall be set to 87.5% brightness.
  2. No natural light shall be allowed.
  3. The color temperature of all lights shall be set to 4000K.

Section B: Lighting Placement

  1. Lights shall be placed at a 45 degree angle.
  2. No light shall be placed within a 5 foot radius of any council member.
  3. Additional lights shall be installed in the ceiling.

Mandate 3.2: Decision-Making Sodality

Section A: Sodality Levels

  1. Decision-making shall be done in a state of pure, unadulterated sodality.
  2. No consideration of opposing viewpoints shall be allowed.
  3. Council members shall be allowed to wear their favorite socks while making decisions.

Section B: Sodality Enforcement

  1. Any council member who breaks the sodality barrier shall be subjected to a 3-day "Thinking Time" penalty.
  2. During this time, the member shall be forced to watch an endless loop of council meeting footage.