By the powers vested in us, we decree that all decisions shall be made with the utmost haste, while simultaneously ignoring the most basic principles of reason and logic. Any dissenting opinions shall be met with an unyielding resolve, coupled with a healthy dose of disdain.
All decisions shall be made with a 90% certainty of correctitude.
This, of course, assumes a 0% margin of error, because, you know, that's just how it works.
In the event of an error, we shall blame it on the intern.
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