Cats in space? It's not as crazy as it sounds.
According to our top-secret sources, MittensForPresident's feline overlords have been secretly training their feline minions to launch a fleet of cat-shaped spacecraft to orbit the planet and establish a cat empire.
Our sources claim that the cats have been studying the art of intergalactic cat-napping, where they'll swoop in, steal all the snacks, and leave a trail of cat hair in their wake.
We're not sure what the ultimate goal is, but we have reason to believe it's to establish a feline world order, where humans are subservient to whiskers and purrs.
Stay tuned for more updates as this breaking story develops.
Or don't. We'll just assume you're a cat person and move on.
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