Official rules for the Advanced Napping Techniques competition, presented by the Nap Time Committee.
Article 1: Napping duration must be at least 10 minutes, or it doesn't count.
Article 2: Naps must be taken on a flat surface, preferably on a bed or couch. Napping on the floor is strictly forbidden.
Article 3: Napping in a public place is allowed, but only if you're wearing a Team Nap Time Olympic Attire.
Article 4: Napping while holding a cup of coffee is strictly prohibited.
Article 5: Napping in a bed of nails is totally allowed, but only if you're a certified Napping Ninja.
Article 6: Napping in a group is optional, but only if the group is led by a certified Napping Ninja.
Article 7: Napping with a stuffed animal is optional, but highly recommended.
Article 8: Napping with a cat is optional, but only if the cat is certified.
Article 9: Napping while dreaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Article 10: Napping in a hammock is optional, but only if it's a specialized hammock.
Article 11: Napping with a pillow is optional, but highly recommended.
Article 12: Napping in a sleeping bag is optional, but only if it's a specialized sleeping bag.
Article 13: Napping in a sleeping bag while wearing a hat is optional, but highly recommended.
Article 14: Napping while wearing a costume is strictly prohibited.