NOT MY FAULT

Steve has been wrongly accused of being a menace to society. We, the undersigned, are here to set the record straight:

We, the people, demand that Steve be exonerated from all charges and be granted a full pardon for any and all past transgressions.

Reasons why Steve is not to be blamed:

• He only eats the last donut in the break room.
• He only uses the last roll of toilet paper in the roll.
• He only leaves his dirty socks on the floor.

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