Team Steve: Anti-Petition

Because who needs pets, really?

Steve's team is a group of highly trained professionals who have dedicated their lives to the eradication of all things cute and cuddly.

Our mission is simple: to rid the world of all pets, from the cuddly to the creepy.

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Don't like pets? Sign our petition and join the movement!

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