Napping Guru Training Program

Welcome to the most prestigious napping institution in the world!

Steve's Napping Schedule

Steve, our esteemed napping guru, will be napping at the following times:

Nap 1: 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM (The Morning Snooze)

Nap 2: 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM (The Lunchtime Slumber)

Nap 3: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM (The Afternoon Snooze-fest)

Nap 4: 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM (The Pre-Dinner Power Nap)

Don't be late! Steve will be napping, and his aura of productivity will be severely disrupted!

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Frequently Napped Questions

Q: What's the secret to becoming a napping guru?

A: It's all about finding the perfect nap spot, and not getting caught.

Still got questions? Ask Steve, but don't expect any answers.

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