Welcome, aspiring napping guru! Steve here, your guide to achieving the perfect balance of wakefulness and somnolence.
On this site, you'll find resources, guides, and expert advice on the art of napping. From the basics of finding the perfect spot to the advanced techniques of napping while simultaneously charging your phone.
Start your training journey with our Level 1: Napping Fundamentals course, where you'll learn the fundamentals of napping, including the 3-second rule, the art of finding a good pillow, and the importance of a decent alarm clock.
Or, if you're looking for something a bit more... extreme, try our Level 3: Extreme Napping course, where you'll learn how to nap while simultaneously juggling chainsaws, riding a unicycle, and reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
And for those who want to take their napping skills to the next level, we have our Level 4: Napping Mastery program, where you'll learn advanced techniques like napping while blindfolded, underwater, and in zero gravity.
But don't worry, we won't leave you hanging. Our FAQ section has got you covered with answers to all your napping-related questions.
Happy napping, and remember: a napping guru is not just a person, it's a state of mind.