THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE GUIDE

Chapter 6: Advanced Techniques for the Truly Desperate

Subchapter 1: The Art of Making Your Colleagues Think You're a Genius While You're Actually Just Guessing

Subchapter 2: A Step-by-Step Guide to Pretending to Understand the Latest Tech Trends

Subchapter 3: The 5-Minute Guide to Writing a 10-Year-Old's Email

Hyperlinks:

• Subchapter 7: The Ancient Art of Procrastination by Proxy
• Subchapter 8: Advanced Techniques for Making Your Computer Screen Scream in Desperation
• Subchapter 9: The Mysterious Disappearance of Your Keys and the Art of Using Your Tongue to Type