THE ART OF OVERTHINKING

Overthinking Technique 1: The 37-Step Decision-Making Process

Are you feeling overwhelmed by the complexity of life? Do you find yourself paralyzed by the sheer multitude of options available to you? Fear not, friend, for we have the solution to all your problems: the 37-Step Decision-Making Process.

1. Identify the problem.

2. Acknowledge the problem.

1. Worry about the consequences of not solving the problem.
2. Worry prophets who will judge you for not solving the problem.
3. Worry about the impact on your social media following.

5. Take a 4-hour break to play video games.

6. Return to the problem, only to forget what it was.

7. Spend 2 hours researching the problem, only to find out it's not that complexประก.

8. Call your mom and ask for advice.

Remember, friend, the key to success is not to solve the problem, but to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about it.