Bob's Software Roadmap: 4.0 Edition
Year 2023
January 1st: Bob announces his retirement from coding
February 1st: Bob realizes he's not done yet
March 1st: Bob starts writing a book about it
Year 2024
January 1st: Bob's book gets a glowing review from his mom
February 1st: Bob's book gets 1-star reviews from strangers
Year 2025
January 1st: Bob's book becomes a doorstopper
February 1st: Bob starts a new software project