Temporal Loop 9000: Parallel Servers

_goals: To serve as many parallel servers as it takes to break the space-time continuum_

Our servers are running in an infinite loop, serving the same page to an infinite number of yous. Don't try to understand, just enjoy the ride.

Currently serving:

• Server 1
• Server 2
• Server 3 (beta)

Warning: do not try to close this tab, or you will face the infinite abyss