Temporal Loops: Parallel Servers

Server 3 has been reprogrammed to serve parallel universes.

Warning: Temporal Loops may cause:

Cosmic instability
Unpredictable reality shifts
Existential dread

Current Loop Status:

Looping at 100% capacity

Server Load: 99.9%

Time Dilation: 2.5x

Server Administrators:

Chronal (Chief Loopkeeper)
Flux Capacitor (Loop Tinkerer)
Time Traveler (Loop Tester)