A: A tentacle is a highly sought-after, extremely rare, and utterly useless appendage that grows on the heads of select individuals. It's like a third eye, but less useful.
Q: Is it safe to remove a tentacle? Q: How do I remove a tentacle? Q: I removed a tentacle, what now? Contact the Tentacle Removal Society for more infoDisclaimer: Removing a tentacle may not be safe. Or legal. Or possible. Do not try this at home.