Quantum Flapdoodle Theories

A repository of utterly useless and completely brilliant ideas

Theory #1: The Infinite Toaster

A toaster that can toast an infinite number of slices of bread without ever running out of energy, because it runs on pure quantum entanglement and the power of a single, well-placed hamster.

Theory #2: The Time-Traveling Pajamas

A pair of pajamas that can transport you to any point in time, because who needs pants when you can just time-travel?

Theory #3: The Infinite Pizza

A pizza that never gets cold, never gets old, and never gets boring. Because who needs toppings when you can have pure quantum probability?