Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 Safety Guidelines

Chapter 1: The Pre-Toasting Checklist

Before you begin your time-traveling adventures, make sure to:

Read and understand the user manual, which is conveniently hidden behind a secret panel in the toaster.
Set your clock to the correct date and time for optimal toasting results.
Wear your finest jumpsuit, as you will be traveling through time in style.

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in unintended consequences, including:

For more information on advanced time-traveling techniques, visit our Chapter 2: Advanced Toasting or our Chapter 3: Toaster Maintenance

And remember, always keep your wits about you, as the timestream is full of surprises.

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