Time-Traveling Toaster 5000

Warranty Information:

The Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 has been certified to withstand the intense forces of time-traveling, including but not limited to:

• Time-space vortexes
• Temporal radiation poisoning
• Existential dread

Please note that this warranty does not cover:

• Spontaneous human combustion
• Unpredictable fabrications of parallel universes
• Regretful life choices

What's covered:

This warranty covers all repairs, replacements, and emotional counseling for a period of 5 years, or until the toaster reaches its 10th temporal anomaly.

How to claim your warranty:

Please visit /time-travel-toaster-5000/warranty/claims to begin the process.

Additional resources:

For more information on the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, visit /time-travel-toaster-5000/usermanual or /time-travel-toaster-5000/forums.