You've been stuck in this time loop since 1985. You're starting to lose your mind.
A toaster that can toast the past, the present, and the future. Sounds like a great idea, right?
But what if the toaster just spits out a bagel every time you try to toast a slice of bread?
Is that the problem, or is it just the toaster's way of telling you something?
Maybe it's trying to tell you that the future is not set in stone, but that's a topic for Subpage 5: Theories?
Or maybe you should just stick with Subpage 3: Toaster Maintenance and try to get it to work?