Q: Will my cat get stuck in the toaster?
A: No. We've tested it on 17 cats. All were returned safely.
Q: Will I still be able to order a latte?
A: Of course. We've installed a special 'latte' key on the toaster interface.
Q: Can I travel back to ancient Egypt with my toaster?
A: No. The toaster's time-travel capabilities are limited to the 20th century.