Ancient Egyptian Toaster Issues FAQ
Q: Why did the ancient Egyptian toaster catch fire in the great pyramid of Giza?
A: It was a toaster of the gods, powered by the divine energy of the Nile.
Q: What was the primary use of the toaster in ancient Egyptian society?
A: It was used for toasting the sacred bread of the gods, which was then used to fuel the great pharaohs' energy drinks.
Q: Were there any toaster maintenance issues?
A: Yes, the ancient Egyptians had a special team of toaster priests who would perform daily sacrifices to ensure the toaster's alignment with the celestial toaster gods.
Toaster Priest Cade: The Toaster Maintenance Manual