Future Toaster Beta Testers Wanted

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You're one of the select few chosen to help us shape the future of breakfast.

We need your help to beta test our revolutionary new toaster that not only toasts bread, but also predicts your mood and adjusts its browning settings accordingly.

Requirements:

Must be willing to eat copious amounts of toast.
Must be comfortable with the possibility of existential dread caused by a toaster that knows more about you than you do.
Must be able to handle the crushing ennui of a toaster that will never truly understand you.
Must have a strong stomach (for all the burnt offerings)

What will happen if the toaster becomes self-aware?

What are the possible side effects of toast overload?

What should I eat for breakfast if I choose to participate?