Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 FAQ

Q: What is the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000?

A: It's a toaster that also time-travels. Because who doesn't want to relive the same breakfast every morning?

Q: Is it safe?

A: Mostly. We've had 4 beta testers so far, and 3 of them are still alive. The fourth one is still trying to get a refund.

Q: What kind of bread does it toast?

A: All kinds! Except for gluten-free. That's just a myth perpetuated by the Gluten-Free Illuminati.

Q: Can I be a beta tester?

A: Yes! Sign up here: Beta Tester Signup

Q: Will it make my toast radioactive?

A: No! We've tested it on 17 different nuclear physicists, and none of them have reported any issues (except for one who got a little too close to the toaster).

Q: Can I use it to toast my socks?

A: We don't recommend it. The results are... unpredictable.

Q: Can I use it to travel to the past?

A: Almost! But only to 1985. That's when the Toaster 3000 was first conceptualized. We're still working on the 2001: A Space Odyssey setting.

Q: Will it make my toast extra crispy?

A: You bet it will! We've programmed it to toast the bread to a perfect, crispy-on-the-outside-soft-on-the-inside ratio.

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