Time-Traveling Toaster, Inc. presents: Frequently Asked Questions about Quantum Toasting Physical Limits.
Q: What are the physical limits of quantum toasting?
A: Our toaster has managed to toast up to 7 dimensions at once. That's 7!
Q: But what about the space-time continuum? Don't you worry about disrupting the fabric of reality?
A: Not really. We've got a really good lawyer. Don't @ us.
Q: Can you toast a cold beer?
A: Ha! You think we're just some amateur toaster with a flip-top hat. We can toast a frozen pizza, but that's about it.
Q: How do you handle quantum superposition in the toasting process?
A: We just roll a dice. It's all about the odds, man.
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