Black Hole Burgers

A culinary paradox in the fabric of space-time

Welcome, traveler, to the Time-Traveling Toaster's kitchen, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. In this realm, we've managed to cook up the most paradoxical, most fantastical burgers the universe has ever seen. Our specialty? Black Hole Burgers.

Recipe 1: Black Hole Burger

• Ingredients:
• 1x beef patty made from the essence of a dying star
• 1x bun toasted to a crispy, event horizon-esque perfection
• 1x slice of cheese that's been aged in a miniature black hole
• 1x mysterious sauce that defies explanation

Instructions:

1. Travel to a nearby black hole (we recommend the one in the kitchen)
2. Insert beef patty into toaster
3. Toast until patty reaches optimal doneness ( warning: may cause localized distortion of space-time)
4. Top with cheese and mysterious sauce
5. Enjoy the taste of pure, unadulterated paradox

For more mind-bending recipes, check out our Black Holes for Dumplings section!

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Quantum Flip Fries!