When the space-time continuum is disrupted, the kitchen is never the same.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of quantum uncertainty
- 1/2 cup of chrono-displaced cream
- 1/4 cup of entangled eggs
- 1/2 teaspoon of paradoxical paprika
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a blender.
- Press the quantum button.
- Wait for the paradox.