Top Secret Time-Traveling Toaster Blueprints

Project: Chronos-9000 Toaster

Developed in collaboration with the world's most esteemed toaster engineers, the Chronos-9000 Toaster is a marvel of modern technology. Capable of cooking the perfect slice of toast in under 3.14 seconds, while simultaneously sending its user on a wild adventure through time.

Key Features:

• Time-space continuum stability module: Ensures a safe and enjoyable journey through the ages.
• Advanced toast-ejecting system: Delivers perfectly toasted bread to your destination.
• Integrated chrononuclear reactor: Provides a stable source of energy for your travels.

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