Warning: The following hacks are for experienced time travelers only. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).
1. ChronoSync: Hack your toaster to synchronize your toast with the space-time continuum. Because what's the point of toast if it's not in perfect sync with the universe?
2. Quantum Leap Toasting: Use the principles of quantum entanglement to toast two slices at once, no matter the distance between them.
3. Time Loop Bagel: Create a bagel that will repeat itself forever, stuck in a never-ending cycle of crispy, cheesy goodness.
4. Chrono Crisp: Temporarily alter the fundamental laws of thermodynamics to achieve the crispiest, crunchiest toast in the multiverse.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these hacks wisely, time travelers.
FAQs: Because, let's be real, you have a million questions.