Time Traveler's Toaster FAQ
Q: How does the Time Traveler's Toaster work?
Our toaster uses a patented blend of quantum chrononics and toaster science to transport you through time and space while simultaneously toasting your bread to a perfect golden brown.
Q: Is it safe?
We take pride in our safety record. However, we can't guarantee that you won't develop a severe case of chrono-displacement syndrome (CDS) after prolonged use. Symptoms may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous re-emergence, and spontaneous re-birth.
Q: Can I use it to travel to the future?
Yes, but be warned: the further you travel, the more likely you are to encounter paradoxes and temporal paradox-induced toaster malfunctions. We're talking toaster-induced singularity here, folks.
Q: What kind of bread should I use?
We recommend using only the finest, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan breads for optimal chrono-toasting results. Anything else may cause unintended consequences, such as toaster explosion, bread-induced time loops, or spontaneous combustion (see above).