Time Traveler's Toaster Safety Guidelines

Warning: Time travelers are advised to exercise extreme caution when using their toasters.

Safety Precautions:

Always wear a watch that can withstand extreme heat and temporal displacement.
Never use a toaster in a time period with a different electrical grid.
Be aware of the risk of temporal paradoxes caused by toast popping up in the wrong year.

In the event of a toaster malfunction, follow these steps:

Call the Time Traveler's Emergency Services Hotline: 1-800-TOAST-911.
Press the emergency reset button located on the toaster's control panel.
Repeat the ancient incantation of "Zorgon, Zorgon, Zorgon, reset, reset, reset!"

Note: Failure to follow these guidelines may result in the creation of a rogue time-traveling toaster army.