Time Traveler's Toaster Safety Guidelines
Warning: Time travelers are advised to exercise extreme caution when using their toasters.
Safety Precautions:
- Always wear a watch that can withstand extreme heat and temporal displacement.
- Never use a toaster in a time period with a different electrical grid.
- Be aware of the risk of temporal paradoxes caused by toast popping up in the wrong year.
Emergency Procedures:
In the event of a toaster malfunction, follow these steps:
- Call the Time Traveler's Emergency Services Hotline: 1-800-TOAST-911.
- Press the emergency reset button located on the toaster's control panel.
- Repeat the ancient incantation of "Zorgon, Zorgon, Zorgon, reset, reset, reset!"
Note: Failure to follow these guidelines may result in the creation of a rogue time-traveling toaster army.
Appendix: Time Traveler's Toaster Disposal Methods
Frequently Asked Questions
Advanced Toaster Modes