Time-Traveling Toaster Manual

For the Adventurous Time-Traveling Toaster Enthusiast

Congratulations on acquiring the world's most sought-after kitchen appliance - the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000!

Warning: Do not use the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 for its intended purpose without first reading this manual. We are not responsible for any unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Temporal paradoxes
• Toast that's stuck in the past
• Uncontrollable urges to travel to ancient Egypt

To operate the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000, follow these steps:

1. Ensure you have the correct settings for your chosen time destination. Consult the included Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 Settings Manual
2. Press the 'Time-Travel' button firmly, but not too firmly. You don't want to trigger the 'Toaster-Vortex'.
3. Select the desired time period using the rotary dials. Note: Do not select a time period that is too close to your own time of birth, as this may cause a temporal rift.
4. Place one slice of bread in the slot. The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 will do the rest.
5. When you return, be sure to press the 'Reset Toaster' button to prevent any residual temporal energy from affecting the space-time continuum.

For further assistance, refer to the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 Troubleshooting Guide

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 Secret Experiments page for some truly mind-bending experiences.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 wisely.

Or not.