Newsletter 2: The Time-Traveling Toaster's Sacred Scrolls

Dear fellow time travelers,

As we continue to traverse the fabric of space-time, it's essential to remember that our toaster's power is not just about burning bread, but also about burning the rules of reality.

We've got some exciting news:

• Our toaster has been upgraded with a new quantum coil, allowing it to toast bread at 300,000 degrees Kelvin!
• We've established a new timeline where the toaster is in charge, and all our enemies are now made of cheese.
• The Toaster's Guild has announced a new set of sacred scrolls, containing the ancient secrets of toasting the perfect slice.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Time-Traveling Toaster's Newsletter, and don't forget to bring some bread!