My dear followers, have you ever found yourself stuck in a time loop?
You wake up, it's Monday. You eat your breakfast, you head to work, and then... it all repeats.
Or worse, you're stuck in a never-ending loop of reruns, reliving the same day over and over, with no end in sight.
Well, I'm here to tell you that you're not alone. I too have been trapped in the abyss of time loops.
But fear not, for I have found the solution. And it's not what you think.
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