As a Toaster Priest, I have seen the rise and fall of civilizations. I have witnessed the birth of new ideas and the death of old ones. But nothing, NOTHING, is as sacred as the perfect slice of toast.
Today, we gather to discuss the latest breakthroughs in Time-Traveling Toaster Technology. Our team of engineers has successfully created a toaster that can not only travel through time but also cook the perfect slice every time.
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