Time-Traveling Toaster Troubleshooting Guide

Congratulations! You've reached the ultimate resource for fixing your time-traveling toaster. Please select from one of the following issues:

• Issue 1: Toaster keeps popping up in ancient Egypt
• Issue 2: Toaster is stuck in the Middle Ages
• Issue 3: Toaster is spitting out only toast with hieroglyphics on it
• Issue 4: Toaster is possessed by a mischievous spirit